Feeling good (featuring my cat Tabitha)
Song: “Birds flying high”
Cat: I will shout at them and try to catch them, especially if they are bigger than me. ‘Oi! Seagull. You and me outside. Now’
Song: “You know how I feel”
Cat: I feel hungry.
Song: “Sun in the sky”
Cat: For me to bask. Burn me baby.
Song: “You know how I feel”
Cat: I feel sleepy.
Song: “Breeze drifting on by”
Cat: I don’t like it. Messes up fur, gives bad hair day.
Song: “It’s a new dawn”
Cat: Ooh, is it breakfast time? Have they overslept? I will wail to make sure they wake up.
Song: “It’s a new day”
Cat: Is it? *Yawn* I’m so disinterested.
Song: “It’s a new life for me”
Cat: I age ten years every year, I’m eight months older just in the time you’ve taken to sing that line. Get on with it.
Song: “And I’m feeling good”
Cat: Are you? Hmmm I think I might jump on your face when you’re sleeping or vomit on your carpet. That will wipe the sanctimonious grin off your face.
Song: “Fish in the sea”
Cat: Not if I can help it.
Song: “You know how I feel”
Cat: I feel hungry.
Song: “River running free”
Cat: Is that like bath? I like to sit next to bath but my tail always gets wet. I don’t think I would like river.
Song: “You know how I feel”
Cat: I feel sleepy.
Song: “Dragonfly out in the sun”
Cat: Challenge. 10 points for dragonfly.
Song: “You know what I mean”
Cat: No I don’t and nor can I be bothered to find out.
Song: “Butterflies all having fun”
Cat: Challenge. 25 points for butterfly.
Song: “Sleep in peace when day is done”
Cat: And when breakfast is done, when lunch is done, when dinner is done…
Song: “That’s what I mean”
Cat: No hidden meaning. I mean that I like to sleep.
Song: “And this old world is a new world”
Cat: So many opportunities to pounce on unsuspecting new things. Ooh shoelace.
Song: “And a bold world”
Cat: Challenge. 100 points for bee. 150 points for squirrel. 200 points for dog.
Song: “Stars when you shine”
Cat: It’s time for me to go berserk, puff up tail and run round in circles.
Song: “You know how I feel”
Cat: I feel hungry.
Song: “Scent of the pine”
Cat: Clean toilet? I clean it better when looking for drinking water.
Song: “You know how I feel”
Cat: I feel sleepy.
Song: “Oh freedom is mine”
Cat: Well, I could leave at any time, she’s not the boss of me. Buuuuuuuut I do love those Dreamies. Sooo tasty.
Song: “I know how I feel”
Cat: I feel hungry.
Song: “And I’m feeling good”
Cat: I am so superior to her. Bored of song now. See my tail as I leave room.
Josie Jolene 