Feline good

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Feeling good (featuring my cat Tabitha)

Song: “Birds flying high”

Cat: I will shout at them and try to catch them, especially if they are bigger than me. ‘Oi! Seagull. You and me outside. Now’

Song: “You know how I feel”

Cat: I feel hungry.

Song: “Sun in the sky”

Cat: For me to bask. Burn me baby.

Song: “You know how I feel”

Cat: I feel sleepy.

Song: “Breeze drifting on by”

Cat: I don’t like it. Messes up fur, gives bad hair day.

Song: “It’s a new dawn”

Cat: Ooh, is it breakfast time? Have they overslept? I will wail to make sure they wake up.

Song: “It’s a new day”

Cat: Is it? *Yawn* I’m so disinterested.

Song: “It’s a new life for me”

Cat: I age ten years every year, I’m eight months older just in the time you’ve taken to sing that line. Get on with it.

Song: “And I’m feeling good”

Cat: Are you? Hmmm I think I might jump on your face when you’re sleeping or vomit on your carpet. That will wipe the sanctimonious grin off your face.

Song: “Fish in the sea”

Cat: Not if I can help it.

Song: “You know how I feel”

Cat: I feel hungry.

Song: “River running free”

Cat: Is that like bath? I like to sit next to bath but my tail always gets wet. I don’t think I would like river.

Song: “You know how I feel”

Cat: I feel sleepy.

Song: “Dragonfly out in the sun”

Cat: Challenge. 10 points for dragonfly.

Song: “You know what I mean”

Cat: No I don’t and nor can I be bothered to find out.

Song: “Butterflies all having fun”

Cat: Challenge. 25 points for butterfly.

Song: “Sleep in peace when day is done”

Cat: And when breakfast is done, when lunch is done, when dinner is done…

Song: “That’s what I mean”

Cat: No hidden meaning. I mean that I like to sleep.

Song: “And this old world is a new world”

Cat: So many opportunities to pounce on unsuspecting new things. Ooh shoelace.

Song: “And a bold world”

Cat: Challenge. 100 points for bee. 150 points for squirrel. 200 points for dog.

Song: “Stars when you shine”

Cat: It’s time for me to go berserk, puff up tail and run round in circles.

Song: “You know how I feel”

Cat: I feel hungry.

Song: “Scent of the pine”

Cat: Clean toilet? I clean it better when looking for drinking water.

Song: “You know how I feel”

Cat: I feel sleepy.

Song: “Oh freedom is mine”

Cat: Well, I could leave at any time, she’s not the boss of me. Buuuuuuuut I do love those Dreamies. Sooo tasty.

Song: “I know how I feel”

Cat: I feel hungry.

Song: “And I’m feeling good”

Cat: I am so superior to her. Bored of song now. See my tail as I leave room.

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